Posted July 18, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Babes
My advice is to stop chewing nipples. Not in general, just until your toothache gets better.
We’ll stick to sucking. On the right side only.
Oh dear, oh dear. Such improper thoughts. Such misuse of the bodily parts given to you by the Great Dentist in the Sky.
“Thou shalt use thy teeth for the mastication of the flesh of animals, not for the lascivious enjoyment of wanton females.”
Ablutions IX, vii.
I thought taking a nice big chuck out of that apple meant we don’t have to stare vacantly out the back of the short bus any more.
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