For my recent birthday, I got a tooth ache. Been going on for five days. Dentist says he’s 90% sure it will get better of its own accord. The alternatives are a lot less appealing, so let’s hope it’s Plan A. And of course my mind is occupied by throughs of Plans B and C.
Anyway, Keyser’s dental travails are no reason for you to be robbed of your daily flesh.
Posted July 17, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Oral Hygiene
July 17th, 2012 at 10:47 pm
Plans B and C to be carried out by an actor putting on an accent every bit as outrageous as mine?
Praying for the health of your oral cavity. Ex cathedra as always,
B. D.
July 17th, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Your presence (or is that presents) is/are a source of great consolation, you High Holitude.
Actually, Dr. L. does have a bit of an accent, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t very Schwarzeneggerish. But vee haf vays of findink out. And they don’t involve novacaine!
As for your benedictions on my oral cavity, thanks… I think (hope?).
Ex cathedrali dentali,
Keyser
PS If any of those jokes don’t work right, blame the codeine.