3 Responses to “Festive Felicitations for the Half Century Keyser Has Tarried on This Earth”

  1. Big Daddy Says:

    Buttocks for one’s birthday. Always a treat! Though as usual you appear to have selected the least appetizing variety.

    But my felatiations once again.

    Benedict XXVVIII

  2. Keyser Says:

    Bennie, you never cease to amaze (and repel).

    But thanks for the… hey, wait a minute. That doesn’t say “felicitations”!

    If you mean what I think you mean (and I think you do), yuck!

    Yours heteronormatively,
    Keyser I

  3. Anton Q. Phibes Says:

    I am thoroughly disgusted by the Horny Father, as usual.

    My apologies for the delay in my FELICITATIONS. And rest assured that I am working feverishly to ensure your eternal survival or at least repeated REVIVAL by scientific means, without relying on benighted pederastic superstition.

    Yours in the true light of science.

    A.P.

Leave a Reply