Felicitations to you, your High Holiness! We are truly blessed to welcome you back to the Lair. The vaguely disturbing homoerotic sentiments, maybe not so much, but here in Zen City, we take the good, the bad and the ugly and squeeze lemon juice out of them (or however that expression goes).
Anyhoo, I hope you can keep your shorts on, temptations notwithstanding. Don’t be squeezing any lemons and enjoying the juice!