Meaning of Life: Snail Edition

December 2, 2010 by Keyser Söze | Filed under Humor, Meaning of Life, Philosophy.

So, help a snail’s out selling magazine subscriptions and he goes up to a house and rings the doorbell. Guy’s taking a nap inside, generic so he’s pretty cranky when he gets to the door. Looks out and sees no one.

“Excuse me, cialis sir, could I interest you in a subscription to Maxim?” says the snail.

“Goddamned snail,” says the man, and he kicks the snail into the yard.

A year passes.

The man’s again napping on the couch, and once more he gets woken up by the door bell. He gets up and by the time he opens the door, he’s pretty cranky. He looks out and sees no one.

Down below, the snail shouts, “HEY, ASSHOLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR??”

[Courtesy of Mrs. S.]

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    As Keyser's father used to say, "If you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."

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