Rock Star Sex: Missing the Point Edition

Remember the pilot who saved that plane when its engines gave out right after taking off from LaGuardia? Well, it seems that he’s getting frequent flier miles as a payoff:

High-flying hero pilot Chesley Sullenberger confessed that he’s been enjoying “rock star sex” in the wake of being dubbed a national hero.

Sully, who landed a US Airways jetliner safely in New York Hudson’s River earlier this year, said in an interview for NBC’s “People of the Year” TV special set to air on Thursday that the near-tragic incident has added some sizzle to his sex life.

To Keyser’s mind (remember he’s not a rock star for real, but playing one on television does give him some sense of the perks), this conjures up images of 24/7 blow-jobs from adoring groupies. Seemingly, not so much for the good pilot.

“He doesn’t know I’m going to say this, but I had joked the other day that … the hero sex really helps a 20-year-old marriage,” wife Laurie Sullengerger said.

“Rock star sex,” Sully said.

So here’s a bit of advice from Cap’n Keyser to any Lair readers whose twenty-year-old marriages are getting a bit weak in the control stick department. Take the old lady out for a spin in your Cesna and then pretend that the engines give out before taking ‘er in for a smooth landing in the drink. After that, the blow-jobs will come back as if it were the good old days.

And if you keep your eyes closed as you lie back in your cockpit, you can imagine that you’re on the receiving end of ministrations from a nubile and smitten young groupie (or stewardess, if that’s how you roll). Take Captain Sullenberger’s word for it!