Keyser Söze implores you in the name of all that is holy not to click the link. Just say no. Don’t do it! Keyser Söze begs you not to commit this unspeakable sin! You can’t say that you weren’t warned. The pure evil that lurks in the minds of some people beggars the imagination. Keyser admits to having been the witness, nurse nay the author, of some truly heinous misdeeds, but, but… Let this be a lesson to you all.