One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | Filed under Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan.

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell.

On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!


2 Responses to “One Ringy Dingy…”

  1. Big Daddy says:

    Well, I myself always enter by the back door. And I’ve never found a clitoris round the front either.

    Yours beatifically.


  2. Keyser Söze says:

    Well, one pope’s idea of beaticity is another’s idea of hell, I guess.

    Yours dubietously,

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