December 12, 2014 by Keyser Söze | Filed under Bad News, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Personal Hell, Travel.

Your old friend Keyser is back from his secret journey, ask and not to worry, pharm the world won’t self-destruct after all. Actually, we got back Wednesday night, but a pile of domestic disaster awaited Keyser after sorting out the international chaos. Finally, all is well, and perhaps we can get back to some Lair-erizing.


4 Responses to “Back!”

  1. “Domestic disaster” … does this refer to something, chez Sôze, or chaos in Canada’s internal politics? Can this mean that, at long last, the ineffective elected government in Ottawa is to be replaced by the absolute rule of Kaiser Söze that so many of us have yearned for, for years?

    Awaiting news of your enthronement.


  2. Keyser Söze says:

    Sadly, nothing as exciting as that. Her Majesty’s Royal Canadian Mounted Government will continue to mount its subjects as in the past. Frankly, the local denizens aren’t yet ready for National Sözism.

    More the pity, but they’re still keen on Peace, Order and Good Government (after their own counterintuitive interpretation of those terms).

    Long life and prosperity to Her Britannic Majesty and all who sail in her!

    Waiting for the Call,

  3. Robaroo says:

    Looking at that picture, I now have the weirdest boner.

  4. Keyser Söze says:

    That’s the best kind, no?

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