I’ve Heard the Screams of the Vegetables

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | Filed under Birds, Canada, Life and Death, Multiculturalism, Music Videos, Saving Environment, Uncategorized.

Apparently, viagra the tender hearts over at the Nude York Timez have only just clued in to the fact that when fluffy goes out the backyard, murder and mayhem ensue, to the tune of 2.8 billion birds and 14.67 zillion voles per year. Of course, if they read the Lair, they’d already know this, but Keyser’s pretty sure that if they did, their beady little heads would explode, so the delusions they’ve labored under thitherto should come as no surprise.

So, the next time you pass by one of your leftard cat-hating neighbors, just hum this tune smugly to yourself. (And the group is Canadian, so extra points to any Canadian Nationalists out there!)

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