Archive for the ‘Dystopia’ Category

Bukkake Artiste

October 11, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Habits, Dystopia

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

To Commit A Discrepancy Is Human, To Forgive Divine: UK Edition

October 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Dystopia, How Dumb Can You Be?, UK, UK madness

Today seems to be “idiocy of British officialdom” day here at the Lair. Earlier, capsule we had a post about NICE, thumb the peculiar English euphemism for death boards. Now we have problems with Ofqual, which is apparently the board set up to restore confidence in error-prone examinations. Or is that a misprint for Offal? […]

Leftard Madness Hits the Lunchroom

August 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in cuisine, Do It Yourself, Dystopia, Insanity, Loony Left, Lovecraft, Lunacy, Madness

Sometimes, health reading the Mew York Times or the Glob and Mail (the Canadian version) feels like reading some sort of H.P. Lovecraft story. The words are all in English, but the world described seems to bear little resemblance to the one that you actually see around you. It claims to be a reflection of […]

And You Thought Keyser Was Kidding!: US to Destroy US to Save It Edition

June 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Desperation, Detroit, Dystopia, environmental awareness, Extravagance, Let the Good Times Roll, Nature, President Barry, Ugly Idea of the Day

Keyser had a post a little while ago about how Detroit was proposing to tear down a historic monument as part of the big “stimulus” package, clinic and Keyser joked that “God knows there’s a lot of demolition that needs doing there, check ” if that was how Joe “He Dah Man” Biden was planning […]

The Great “Stimulus” Package: Tearing Down Historic Buildings Edition

May 29, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Desperation, Detroit, Dystopia, Economic Crisis, Economics, Stupid Idea of the Day

We’ve had occasion here in the past to comment upon the descent of the once vibrant city of Detroit into a dystopian urban nightmare so vile that even Detroit doesn’t give a shit about itself. Well, nurse now that the massive stimulus package passed a few months ago in the hopes of “jump starting” the […]

Steve Forbes: Back on Crack Edition

February 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Detroit, Dystopia

Forbes magazine has a “ten shittiest cities in the US” feature every year, sovaldi and last year Detroit was Number One (or Last, cialis depending on how you look at it). This year’s list has just come out. Guess what? Detroit has slipped all the way to seventh worst. And Chicago is the third worst. […]

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