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Progressive Warfare: With Hybrid Prius Tanks!

September 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dream the Impossible Dream, Dummercrats, Fun and Games, Humor, Obama, Obamamania, Performance Art, President Barry, Pull the Other One, Putin

You know, viagra Keyser came to the conclusion that Baracks Obama’s administration was actually some sort of Banksy-esque performance art. You know those YouTube videos where some rightist smart ass gets Obama supporters to sign a petition for something idiotic like banning “enviro-harmful” H20 or or whatever? Well, search I think the whole presidency is […]

“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Democrats, Despots, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dummercrats, Joke of the Day, Personal Relationships, Politics, Pop Culture

Riddle Me This, Krug Man

January 27, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, Economics, Education, How Dumb Can You Be?

Barack Hussein Obama: Man of the People

June 1, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, It's All a Matter of Taste, Obama, Patriotism, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Pin heads, Places to Avoid, Politics

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Health Care Lies Leaking Out: “There Wasn’t Enough Time” Edition

May 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Decline of US, Dummercrats, Politics, President Barry

One of the monumental lies the Democrats peddled about their massive health care boondoggle was that it would control costs. Any idiot could tell that this is a bunch of bullshit, here as the bill would impose massive obligations on the Federal government without clearly spelling these out (and indeed using a bunch of smoke […]

Jumping out a Window: The First 15 Stories Are Fun Edition

March 26, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Dummercrats, Economic Crisis, Economics

Just as the Federal government has assumed a huge new liability by regulating and subsidizing the entire medical sector, viagra here’s how the next decade is set to play out: President Obama’s fiscal 2011 budget will generate nearly $10 trillion in cumulative budget deficits over the next 10 years, medical $1.2 trillion more than the […]

Can’t Say the Democrats Don’t Look After Their Supporters

March 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Dummercrats, Penises, Rainbows and Unicorns, Republicans

The Dems gotta make sure that their new medical plan helps everybody keep it up: Democrats killed an amendment by Republican Sen. Tom Coburn to prevent the newly created insurance exchanges from using federal money to cover Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs for rapists, pedophiles and other sex offenders. The amendment failed 57-42 “The […]

With Leaders Like These, Who Needs Enemies?

February 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, Economic Crisis, How Dumb Can You Be?, Stupid Idea of the Day

Please, try somebody tell Keyser that this guy is some plant from Red China or Mars or some other place that aims to subvert the US. This can’t be how they “think” in DC, doctor can it? The U.S. government must spend its way out of the recession, and the Democrats’ third-ranking House leader stressed […]

Karma Can Be A Bitch: Massachusetts Edition

January 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Democrats, Dummercrats, Politics

With this Brown victory making the SWPL crowd hyperventilate (someone known to Keyser actually threatened to move to Sweden), order there’s a little aspect to the story that should henceforth feature prominently under the word “irony” in the dictionary. Back in 2004, no rx Democrats harbored the delusion that John F. “Please pass the Poupon” […]

How We Got To This Stage: US Representative Edition

September 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Blast from the Past, Dummercrats, How Dumb Can You Be?, Video, YouTube

Just to show how old this is, unhealthy note that the national debt is said to be $5 trillion. It passed $10 trillion last fall, see and it’s going to hit the $40 zillion mark in the next few years. Anyway, sale this is hilarious. Not sure who Jan Helfeld is, but he seems to […]

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