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Don’t Look Down

September 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Air Travel, Bad Idea, Celebrity Bowling, Don't Look Down

Things Are Looking Up

March 16, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Don't Look Down

Prior Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance

March 11, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Be All You Can Be, Don't Look Down, Pussy Power

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

“Oh, That’s Where I Left It!”

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Don't Look Down

Cold Dessert for a Warm Day

May 7, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Don't Look Down, Haute Cuisine, It's All a Matter of Taste

Legite Directorium, Stultissimi!

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Bad Taste, Catholic Church, Corporal Punishment, Crime and Punishment, Do It Yourself, Don't Look Down, Finding God, Health Matters, Holidays, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Religion, Some People Never Learn, Torture

That’s Latin for “read the instructions, treatment you idiots!” Because, ed you know, the Romans bought their crucifixes from IKEA: Went okay the first time. But then when they had to do a repeat performance for The Rock: The guy on the right had to utter the words quoted above. Oh, and Happy Easter, esteemed […]

Not for the Vertiginously Challenged!

June 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Don't Look Down, How Dumb Can You Be?, Hungarian ants, Hungary, PSA, Russia, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

You know, see back in the day, unhealthy when Keyser was majoring in daemonology with a minor in scholasticism at Eastern Central Hungary State U. (Debrecen), everybody was obliged to take Russian. Nobody much liked it, and we tended to waste time in class by getting the instructor to reminisce about his days in a […]

Fun Idea for the Next Time You’re In Moscow

April 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Air Travel, Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Courage under Fire, Don't Look Down, PSA, Some People Are Nuts, Tourism, Travel, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, USSR, YouTube

Russians are at times wacky people. This guy got it into his head to climb up to the top of the Bolshevik sculpture on the roof of this building: I’m sure the regular breed of Lair reader would never be stupid enough to do such a thing, see but for the stray reader who winds […]

…And the Home of the Free!

January 27, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Don't Look Down, Photography, Politics, Sad Realizations
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