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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

I think I left it in the Back, on the Left…

January 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blame Game, Don't Ask Don't Tell

“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Democrats, Despots, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dummercrats, Joke of the Day, Personal Relationships, Politics, Pop Culture

Gilbert Thought He Heard a Sound in the Distance But Desperately Hoped He Was Wrong

November 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dream the Impossible Dream, Photography

Heart of Darkness: Too Close for Comfort Edition

October 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Crime and Punishment, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Horrible, Justice, Keyser

Readers may recall that Keyser animadverted back in August to his horror at having learned that someone he was familiar with back in high school had been accused of pedophilia of the worst kind. Keyser felt sullied at having been friendly with such a person, cialis even thirty years ago. But he held out the […]

Destroying the Value of Money: Slasher Edition

August 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Dollar, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Economics, Federal Reserve

So, purchase Keyser came across a page about low-budget movies that became cult classics, and was instantly struck by this: Often credited with starting the “slasher” genre, John Carpenter’s Halloween is one of the most financially successful films ever made. Produced on a shoe-string budget, this babysitting job gone wrong went on to gross $60 […]

Saudi Arabia Color Blind: St. Valentine’s Day Edition

February 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Crime and Punishment, debauchery, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Fetishes, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Lingerie, Saudi Arabia

We’re back to the old theme that the Islamo-twits in Saudi Arabia loathe that traditional form of Christian worship known as St. Valentine’s Day, healing which is apparently a big hit with the natives: The Saudi religious police launched Thursday a nationwide crackdown on stores selling items that are red or in any other way […]

Good News/Bad News: Catholic Church Edition

November 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Sex, Catholic Church, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Sodomy, Some People Never Learn, Ugly Thought of the Day

Well, search here’s the good news: The BBC has abandoned plans to screen a ballet featuring a deformed Pope who rapes nuns that it had announced as one of the highlights of its Christmas schedule. Last month the corporation said it would televise In The Spirit Of Diaghilev from Sadler’s Wells as part of a […]

Treasury to Fed: Brother, Can You Spare a Few Hundred Billion? Edition

September 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Bernanke, Celebrity Bowling, Desperation, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Economic Crisis, Financial Meltdown, Geithner

Just the other day, generic Keyser remarked on how the Fed is beginning to buy up the market in US Treasury securities to keep interest rates low. So along comes this today: The degree of intermediation by the Federal Reserve in the issuance of US Treasuries hit a record in Q2, accounting for just under […]

So What’s the Fed Up To, Anyway?

June 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Banking Crisis, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Economic Crisis, Financial Meltdown, Keyser is an Idiot

Now that the banking system has sort of stabilized, medical no one seems to be talking much about what’s going on. Here’s a surprising graph. Seems that since March, the Fed has been buying tons of “securities” (see graph; as always, click for the full image). Some of this stuff is US debt, but it […]

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