Archive for the ‘Dogs’ Category

Horace, Odes 1.1 (after a fashion)

October 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, breasts, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Death, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Places to Avoid, Poetry, Theology

Maecenas, nurse born of ancestor kings, both my protection and sweet adornment, there are those that are pleased on the course to have gathered Olympic dust and by the turning point narrowly missed with blazing wheels and by the noble palm that raises them as lord of the earth to the gods; this one’s pleased […]

Mugging His Way to the Bank: Jeff Koons Edition

July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Asshole of the Day, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Fraud, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Modern Art, Money, Pull the Other One, Rich People, Some People Are Nuts

So, sildenafil on Twitter I see an article from that leftist rag The Economist and click on the link. It begins with the words “America’s most famous living artist, Jeff Koons, is an ambitious perfectionist.” At this, I first think, “Who the fuck is that?” And then, “Oh, my God, when did Augustus Saint-Gaudens die?” […]

So, What’s Your “Community Service”, Anyway, Keyser?

February 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Demonology, Dogs, Education, Hard Way to Make a Living, Harvard, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Pleasures, Language, Obsessions, office equipment, Oral Hygiene, Show Off, Snobbery, Some People Never Learn

Here at Igloo U., physician we want to be internationally recognized for excellence in some crap or other. And one thing we’re keen on demonstrating is our relevance to those skin-flinty taxpayers who resent the high life us academics enjoy at their expense. I remember that some semi-literate father of one of the Young Keyserlings […]

Balletical Dog Walking Image of the Day

August 7, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Babes, Dogs

It’s painful just to look at it.

Immagine del Giorno

November 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Dogs, Photography

Well, It’s Better than an Email

November 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad News, Bad Sex, Dogs, Performance Art, Personal Relationships

Reason #532 Why Dogs Hate Hallowe’en

October 28, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Dogs, High Fashion, Holidays

Especially the one of the left. He’s out for vengeance.

Triumph of the Human Spirit: Dog Edition

August 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Nice Idea of the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit

If they can do it, pharm so can you!

Rich People: Crazy

September 23, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Demise of Western Civ., Dogs

From an article about rich people leaving vast fortunes to their dogs: After her husband died, drugstore Leona Helmsley got a dog named Trouble, pilule a Maltese bitch. In her will, which she signed two years before her death, Helmsley put aside twelve million dollars in a trust to care for Trouble. Further, she directed […]

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