Archive for the ‘Doggy-Style’ Category

One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell. On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!

But He’s So Cute!

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Bestiality, Demonology, Doggy-Style, Eternity, Feminism, God is Dead, Good Sex, PSA, Satan

If the Devil were ugly, recipe he’d have no appeal.


November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Doggy-Style, Dream the Impossible Dream

Shag Carpet

October 17, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Babes, Doggy-Style, There Will Always be an England

Bit of a British joke there…

Who Says Housework Has To Be Dull?

October 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Habits, Doggy-Style, Feminism, Festivity of the Day, Photography

Highway to Heaven

September 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Doggy-Style, Lingerie

Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

January 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Doggy-Style, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser's Personal Hell, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies

Okay, look back in the day, troche Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at […]

Doing It Buggy Style

December 27, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bestiality, Doggy-Style, Good Sex, Insects, Sex

Horace, Odes 1.1 (after a fashion)

October 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, breasts, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Death, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Places to Avoid, Poetry, Theology

Maecenas, nurse born of ancestor kings, both my protection and sweet adornment, there are those that are pleased on the course to have gathered Olympic dust and by the turning point narrowly missed with blazing wheels and by the noble palm that raises them as lord of the earth to the gods; this one’s pleased […]

Mugging His Way to the Bank: Jeff Koons Edition

July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Asshole of the Day, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Fraud, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Modern Art, Money, Pull the Other One, Rich People, Some People Are Nuts

So, sildenafil on Twitter I see an article from that leftist rag The Economist and click on the link. It begins with the words “America’s most famous living artist, Jeff Koons, is an ambitious perfectionist.” At this, I first think, “Who the fuck is that?” And then, “Oh, my God, when did Augustus Saint-Gaudens die?” […]

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