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One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell. On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!

The Formula for Success

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Depression, Desperation, Do It Yourself, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Rage

All you need to do is finely calibrate the right mixture of ingredients to suit your particular personality. Stay thirsty, decease mis amigos!

Echo Chamber of Enlightenment

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death of God, Do It Yourself, Enlightenment, Fun and Games, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Performance Art, Philosophy

It was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of Times

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Cats, Do It Yourself

Legite Directorium, Stultissimi!

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Bad Taste, Catholic Church, Corporal Punishment, Crime and Punishment, Do It Yourself, Don't Look Down, Finding God, Health Matters, Holidays, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Religion, Some People Never Learn, Torture

That’s Latin for “read the instructions, treatment you idiots!” Because, ed you know, the Romans bought their crucifixes from IKEA: Went okay the first time. But then when they had to do a repeat performance for The Rock: The guy on the right had to utter the words quoted above. Oh, and Happy Easter, esteemed […]

Girl Unclear on Modern Sensibilities

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Do It Yourself, Personal Relationships, Photography

Get with the program (NSFW, patient but let’s face it, if you care about that shit, you’re already screwed)!

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Worst of Times

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Cats, Do It Yourself, Satan

Boredom is the Devil’s workshop.

Zen and the Art of Automobile Repair

January 27, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Cars, Do It Yourself

To the Few Disappointed Readers of the Lair

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Do It Yourself, Everyone's a Critic, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Metablogging

And when I say “few disappointed readers”, ampoule I don’t mean that few are disappointed, seek just that few probably read the Lair anymore. And for that matter, medicine there isn’t much to read these days, is there? More like “view the pretty pictures”. Oh, well. Sometimes, the a flow and rhythm to life, and […]

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