Archive for the ‘Desperation’ Category

The Formula for Success

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Depression, Desperation, Do It Yourself, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Rage

All you need to do is finely calibrate the right mixture of ingredients to suit your particular personality. Stay thirsty, decease mis amigos!


October 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Desperation, Keyser is an Idiot, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies, Life and Death

Maybe tonight WordPress will let Keyser back into the site. One can only hope…

More Valentine’s Day Thoughts

February 14, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Depression, Desperation, How Dumb Can You Be?, Joke of the Day, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Personal Relationships, Sad Realizations, Self-Improvement, Sex

You know, seek they tell you all sorts of shit when you’re growing up about how you’re supposed to treat women and what they want. And you lead your life on the basis of that information. Then one day, you realize that none of it’s true. And the joke is on you, because by this […]

Who Says A Dollar Doesn’t Go As Far As It Used To?

December 27, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Desperation

Gang Aft Agley

December 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Depression, Desperation

Triumph of the Post-Modernists

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Demise of Western Civ., Depression, Desperation

Someone take these dreams away, pills That point me to another day, A duel of personalities, That stretch all true realities. That keep calling me, They keep calling me, Keep on calling me, They keep calling me. Where figures from the past stand tall, And mocking voices ring the halls. Imperialistic house of prayer, Conquistadors […]

Decisions, Decisions…

July 2, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Babes, Desperation, Despots, Do It Yourself

Nunc est bibendum, healing nunc pede libero pulsanda tellus, seek nunc Saliaribus      ornare puluinar deorum      tempus erat dapibus, sodales. Antehac nefas depromere Caecubum               5 cellis auitis, dum Capitolio      regina dementis ruinas      funus et imperio parabat contaminato cum grege turpium morbo uirorum, quidlibet impotens               10      sperare fortunaque dulci      ebria. Sed minuit furorem uix una sospes nauis ab ignibus, […]

Whither the War in Afghanistan?

October 8, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Bad Idea of the Day, Death, Desperation, President Barry, War

Keyser’s been meaning to talk a bit about Afghanistan, online but hasn’t gotten around to it. He came across an excuse this morning: American soldiers serving in Afghanistan are depressed and deeply disillusioned, cialis according to the chaplains of two US battalions that have spent nine months on the front line in the war against […]

Anyone Know the Arabic for “You’re Heading for Gulag, Mr. Language Pants”?

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Corporal Punishment, Desperation, Despots, Do It Yourself, Language, Theater of the Absurd

As a Pannonian living abroad, unhealthy Keyser can entirely sympathize with the travails atendant upon turning the words of a madman (himself) into another language (English): After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation. “I just can’t take it […]

Treasury to Fed: Brother, Can You Spare a Few Hundred Billion? Edition

September 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Bernanke, Celebrity Bowling, Desperation, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Economic Crisis, Financial Meltdown, Geithner

Just the other day, generic Keyser remarked on how the Fed is beginning to buy up the market in US Treasury securities to keep interest rates low. So along comes this today: The degree of intermediation by the Federal Reserve in the issuance of US Treasuries hit a record in Q2, accounting for just under […]

  • Motto

    As Keyser's father used to say, "If you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."

    Recent Comments




    View Keyser's Stats

    Feedjit Stats

    FeedJit Map