And look how industrious!
Posted May 23, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Demonology, Education
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Your old friend Keyser is back from his demonology conference. All went well, but somebody seems to have screwed around with Word Press in his absence. Won’t bore you with the details, but it’s acting… strange.
Posted May 15, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Demonology, Evil, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Metablogging
This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.
Posted March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd
I just learned that today is the twenty-seventh anniversary of the Challenger space shuttle disaster. Back in that year, your old friend Keyser was in the middle of his second year of doctoral studies at Harvard. I was feeling disaffected for various reasons (the Horned One wasn’t being cooperative), so I was thinking of dropping [...]
Posted January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Aliens, Bad Idea, Blast from the Past, Demonology, Horrible, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell
Posted January 15, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Demonology
Posted July 11, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Bad Dates, Demonology, Good Sex
You know, Keyser gets a bit tired of being deluged with a voluminous barrage of emails demanding the most personal details of his private life. As I’ve noted before, considerations of National Security preclude any breach in the veil of secrecy that obscures Your Humble Correspondent’s identity. Nonetheless, I was out with the camera the [...]
Posted April 15, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Amazing, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Photography
Here at Igloo U., we want to be internationally recognized for excellence in some crap or other. And one thing we’re keen on demonstrating is our relevance to those skin-flinty taxpayers who resent the high life us academics enjoy at their expense. I remember that some semi-literate father of one of the Young Keyserlings once [...]
Posted February 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Be All You Can Be, Demonology, Dogs, Education, Hard Way to Make a Living, Harvard, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Pleasures, Language, Obsessions, office equipment, Oral Hygiene, Show Off, Snobbery, Some People Never Learn
No posts for the past few days. Mrs. S. was off visiting her sister in Texas, and left to his own devices, Keyser was doing about what you’d expect: working something like 27 hours a day (or so it seemed) reproofing the transcription of the daemonlogical text he’s working on. Being a victim of Rolling [...]
Posted June 2, 2011 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Demonology, Keyser, Metablogging
By the demon named Work. Jesus, is he one hell of a task master! To tell you the truth, I have what I’ve decided should be called “rolling OCD.” (And no, that’s not the Oxford Classical Dictionary.) When I start doing some task, I find it hard to stop. I recall once when I was [...]
Posted May 17, 2011 by Keyser Söze under Demonology, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Metablogging