Archive for the ‘Demonology’ Category

One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell. On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!

But He’s So Cute!

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Bestiality, Demonology, Doggy-Style, Eternity, Feminism, God is Dead, Good Sex, PSA, Satan

If the Devil were ugly, recipe he’d have no appeal.

Busy, busy, busy

November 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Mrs. S

Apart from driving Mrs. S. to the dentist, health it’s been work, and work, view work. Daemonology isn’t easy, let me tell you. I wish there were more to say (or show), but hardcore daemonological research really takes it out of a Keyser…

It’s Been a Month!

November 17, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser's Lazy, Metablogging

Sorry, generic people, try life’s a bitch. Been busy with lots o’ crap. Apart from anything else, viagra I just submitted a daemonological manuscript to a “reputable” press (Satan’s Cock University Press). It totaled 372,000 words. Not sure if that’s a lot or a little to show for a decade’s work. Now I’ve got another […]

Devil Worship

October 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Big Dick, Demonology, Evil, How Dumb Can You Be?, Sex, The Horror, Theology, Told You So

As Caesarius of Heisterbach could tell you, malady this sort of thing may seem like a good idea at first blush, no rx but it always ends in tears.

No, Keyser’s Not Dead

September 4, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Bad News, Bad Sex, Blame Game, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Mrs. S

But he ain’t feeling too great, troche either. As you may know, I had a bad biking accident on August 8. We actually went away to the mountains a few days later. With me in a cast, which somewhat put a damper on the roaming of mountains. The cast was a pleasant bright orange thing, […]

The Average Student in Daemonology

May 23, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Demonology, Education

And look how industrious!

A Demon Has Taken Possession of Word Press

May 15, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Demonology, Evil, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Metablogging

Your old friend Keyser is back from his demonology conference. All went well, cure but somebody seems to have screwed around with Word Press in his absence. Won’t bore you with the details, cialis but it’s acting… strange.  

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Back in the Day

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Aliens, Bad Idea, Blast from the Past, Demonology, Horrible, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell

I just learned that today is the twenty-seventh anniversary of the Challenger space shuttle disaster. Back in that year, capsule your old friend Keyser was in the middle of his second year of doctoral studies at Harvard. I was feeling disaffected for various reasons (the Horned One wasn’t being cooperative), so I was thinking of […]

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