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“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Democrats, Despots, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dummercrats, Joke of the Day, Personal Relationships, Politics, Pop Culture

CAT Scan of the Average Obama Supporter

April 19, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Democrats, Loony Left, Politics, President Barry, PSA

WARNING! It has been brought to the attention of Lair Central Command that the following image can cause epileptic seizures in those of impressionable sensibilities. Proceed at YOUR OWN RISK! (This warning is null and void in Rhode Island, viagra Guam, and limited regions of Uzbekistan.)

“Who? Me?”: Supreme Court Nominee Confirmation Hearing Edition

July 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bullshit, Democrats, Demonology, Foreplay, Fun and Games, Home improvment, Hope and Change, Language, Lying

Some languages make a formal distinction between a past tense that signifies an event that the speaker can attest to through personal knowledge and one that is known to the speaker through hearsay or inference. For instance, no rx in Turkish, health if you’re on the phone talking to someone in another city and they […]

Karma Can Be A Bitch: Massachusetts Edition

January 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Democrats, Dummercrats, Politics

With this Brown victory making the SWPL crowd hyperventilate (someone known to Keyser actually threatened to move to Sweden), order there’s a little aspect to the story that should henceforth feature prominently under the word “irony” in the dictionary. Back in 2004, no rx Democrats harbored the delusion that John F. “Please pass the Poupon” […]

Obama Hates Cambridge: Parking Ticket Edition

July 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Democrats, President Barry

Since the President of the United States saw fit to accuse the police force of Cambridge MA of stupidity on national television last night, for sale it’s only fair to note the fact that having been a scofflaw there during his Harvard Law School days, pills he has his own reasons to be miffed at […]

GM Bond Holders to GM: Fuck Off and Die

April 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Auto Industry, Bad Idea of the Day, Democrats, Detroit, Economic Crisis

Keyser’s not sure if it’s the cold or the medicine, purchase but he’s brain isn’t firing on all cylinders. Which is appropriate enough given the latest news. Earlier today we mentioned the big plan to convert GM into a government-funded mechanism for bribing GM pensioners to vote Democrat in perpetuity, nurse to the detriment of […]

Better Hope This Isn’t Correct

January 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Thought For the Day, Democrats, Economics, Financial Meltdown, Politics, President Barry

You know, capsule Keyser isn’t really a prescient economist, prescription he just plays one on the Interwebz. Keyser has his views about economics in general, try the origin of the financial meltdown that started playing out on Wall St. last fall (and before), and the disastrous policy of trying to solve a crisis of overindebtedness […]

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