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Decline of Western Civilization

May 7, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Demise of Western Civ.

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

The Modern World…

February 12, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Demise of Western Civ.

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

Triumph of the Post-Modernists

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Demise of Western Civ., Depression, Desperation

Someone take these dreams away, pills That point me to another day, A duel of personalities, That stretch all true realities. That keep calling me, They keep calling me, Keep on calling me, They keep calling me. Where figures from the past stand tall, And mocking voices ring the halls. Imperialistic house of prayer, Conquistadors […]

Keep Your Burkinis to Yourself: UK Edition

August 17, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Demise of Western Civ., Islam, Multiculturalism, Time's Change, UK madness

Readers will have noticed that Keyser has been unwontedly quiet for the past few weeks. Keyser has also been doing some serious dieting, site and it would seem that his body has been conserving energy by denying nutrition to the blogging center of the brain (a blob under the hypothalmus – or is the hippocampus? […]

What’s the Fascination with This Freak Anyway?

June 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Demise of Western Civ., Pop Culture

Keyser’s often a bit “off” when it comes to trends in pop culture, prescription but what’s the deal with the 24/7 coverage of the long-term impact of the death of some deranged erstwhile black kid who made some popular music 25 years ago, drugstore dancing weirdly into the bargain? Okay, ed so when he died, […]

This Is What Comes of Putting a Guy Named Sir Jim In Charge of Education Policy

March 25, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Britain's Decline, Demise of Western Civ., Education

Just yesterday we had a post indicating some people at least still get a decent education in the UK. Seems that should have been “used to get, capsule ” to judge by the new curriculum being proposed in Britain. Primary schools will be told to tear up traditional lessons in favour of teaching about social […]

The Unbearable Lightness of Ennui

March 17, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Demise of Western Civ., France, Philosophy

Today being St. Patrick’s Day, help we will a number of posts on philosophical topics in honor of the many philosophical whizzes that have come from the Emerald Isle. And what better way to do so than by making fun of the French philosophes whose hallucinations have wrought so much havoc in academia in recent […]

Golden Age of Television: Gong Show Edition

March 14, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Blast from the Past, Demise of Western Civ., Television

Talk yesterday of Valerie Bertinelli’s ass put Keyser in mind of the glory days of television. Not the ’50s. Keyser’s never really gotten Milton Berle or Sid Caesar. He sort of thinks that the accolades tossed their way have more to do with the novelty factor of saying, cure “Hey, look, you can see the […]

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