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“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Democrats, Despots, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dummercrats, Joke of the Day, Personal Relationships, Politics, Pop Culture

America Has Decided

November 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Decline of US, Politics

Health Care Lies Leaking Out: “There Wasn’t Enough Time” Edition

May 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Decline of US, Dummercrats, Politics, President Barry

One of the monumental lies the Democrats peddled about their massive health care boondoggle was that it would control costs. Any idiot could tell that this is a bunch of bullshit, here as the bill would impose massive obligations on the Federal government without clearly spelling these out (and indeed using a bunch of smoke […]

We’re Doomed: So Says Timmy Geithner

March 29, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Economics, Geithner, Gravity, Ugly Idea of the Day

This is from a personal message from Timmy “Hey, viagra It May Be Buried in There Pretty Deep, But You Can’t Say I Didn’t Warn You” Geithner to anyone willing to listen: As discussed in this 2009 Financial Report of the United States Government (Financial Report), the federal government is on an unsustainable long-term fiscal […]

“Hey, I’m Not a Whore”: Professional Therapist Edition

September 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Sex, Blowjobs, Decline of US, Doggy-Style, Education, Foreplay, Hard Way to Make a Living, Personal Relationships

Remember the old joke whose punchline is “Well, troche it turns out that it’s not a question of what you are, but of how much you cost”? Seems that it’s actually a question of whether you can package your “services” as therapy: Mare Simone, 54, calls herself a “sex surrogate” and has devoted her working […]

Seems That Nowadays Some College Students in the US Need Someone to Wipe Their Asses for Them

September 17, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Education, Ugly Thought of the Day

Long-time Lair reader Dr. Anton Phibes sent in the following item under the heading “Here’s something for Keyser to shake his head about.” And, salve as always, buy viagra the good doctor knows a malady when he sees one. Inside this pricey new residence hall, recipe Purdue University students enjoy maid service and private bathrooms. […]

Not Even a Pot Hole Filled: Bailout Binge Edition

July 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Decline of US, Fatties

Keyser’s been in the habit of making fun of the $789.5 billion bailout binge that Pres. Barry and his unindicted co-conspirators in Congress passed back in January by referring to it as providing for the economically unproductive filling of pot holes. In New York state, for sale at any rate, ampoule it seems it doesn’t […]

And You Thought Keyser Was Kidding!: US to Destroy US to Save It Edition

June 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Desperation, Detroit, Dystopia, environmental awareness, Extravagance, Let the Good Times Roll, Nature, President Barry, Ugly Idea of the Day

Keyser had a post a little while ago about how Detroit was proposing to tear down a historic monument as part of the big “stimulus” package, clinic and Keyser joked that “God knows there’s a lot of demolition that needs doing there, check ” if that was how Joe “He Dah Man” Biden was planning […]

Tabula Rasa: GM Edition

June 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Economic Crisis, Sex, Stupid Idea of the Day, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Time's Change

Well, look now that the Federal government has spent (or at any rate is going to spend) $50 billion taking General Motors from its shareholders and bondholders and turning it over to the Department of the Environment and the UAW for the laudable purpose of paying union members excessive wages and benefits producing cars Americans […]

And May God Help These United States

September 22, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Decline of US

Now even Time magazine is bewailing the

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