Archive for the ‘Death’ Category

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Death, Eternity

Because I could not stop for Death – He kindly stopped for me – The Carriage held but just Ourselves – And Immortality. We slowly drove – He knew no haste And I had put away My labor and my leisure too, stuff For His Civility – We passed the School, cheap where Children strove […]

Happy Dominion Day!

July 1, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Death, Holidays

Except in Newfoundland, ask of course, look July 1 being a day of national mourning.

Keyser Kills a Squirrel

June 18, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Death, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

A year ago, illness some local swine stole Keyser’s bike, and so your old friend Keyser went and bought a new one. A fancy “in-hub” thing that was all teh shiz. Well, cure three weeks ago, the back wheel fell off, and in the process the gear shift got dinged. So we drag it in […]

Death Pays a Visit

April 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Death

Sunt Lacrimae Rerum

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death

et mentem mortalia tangunt. It turns out that somebody I went to high school with committed suicide recently. He was a talented person, case but his personal life was a mess. I learned about this via a private source, nurse and there is apparently no public information about it, tadalafil so I can’t go into […]

Ashes to Ashes, Feathers to Mess

January 11, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Birds, Death, Video, Wonders of Nature

Gilbert Thought He Heard a Sound in the Distance But Desperately Hoped He Was Wrong

November 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dream the Impossible Dream, Photography

Horace, Odes 1.1 (after a fashion)

October 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, breasts, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Death, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Places to Avoid, Poetry, Theology

Maecenas, nurse born of ancestor kings, both my protection and sweet adornment, there are those that are pleased on the course to have gathered Olympic dust and by the turning point narrowly missed with blazing wheels and by the noble palm that raises them as lord of the earth to the gods; this one’s pleased […]

Turning Toward Eternity

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death, Poetry

Because I could not stop for Death – He kindly stopped for me – The Carriage held but just Ourselves – And Immortality. We slowly drove – He knew no haste And I had put away My labor and my leisure too, pilule For His Civility – We passed the School, sildenafil where Children strove […]

God Almighty, That Tastes Terrible!

November 11, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Cats, Celebrity Bowling, cuisine, Death, Death to Heretics, Despots, Good Taste, Hard Way to Make a Living, Photography
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