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What Really Matters

March 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Bad Idea of the Day, Crowd Control, How Dumb Can You Be?, Technology

Modern technology allows us to concentrate on the things that matter and to tune out distractions. Like, cheap say, here art.

The Rich Aren’t Like Us

October 7, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Architecture, Art Appreciation, Body Art, Crowd Control, cuisine, Photography

They eat better!

A Picture Says a Thousand Words: Katy Perry Edition

February 14, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, breasts, Courage under Fire, Crowd Control

From Each According to His Abilities…

January 16, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Crowd Control, Enlightenment

…and to each according to his needs. It’s the Marxist way!

Horace, Odes 1.1 (after a fashion)

October 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, breasts, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Death, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Places to Avoid, Poetry, Theology

Maecenas, nurse born of ancestor kings, both my protection and sweet adornment, there are those that are pleased on the course to have gathered Olympic dust and by the turning point narrowly missed with blazing wheels and by the noble palm that raises them as lord of the earth to the gods; this one’s pleased […]

Is Nothing Sacred?: Just a week after the one-year anniversary of the death of Ecuadorean immigrant Marcelo Lucero in Patchogue Edition

November 25, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Humor, Joke of the Day, Journalism, Just Making a Buck

Seems all hell is breaking loose in Melville (wherever that is): About 20 people picketed Newsday’s office in Melville Wednesday, prescription expressing anger over a syndicated cartoon in Sunday’s paper that joked about a hate crime. Carrying signs that read “Boycott Newsday,” the protesters demanded that editor John Mancini be fired. The demonstrators said they […]

“You Are Evil, Thieving Bastards”: Bank of America Edition

September 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Desperation, Filthy Commies, Financial Meltdown, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Self-Improvement

This is sort of interesting. At a time when banks can borrow money basically for free from the Fed, advice they’re charging literally usurious interest rates to consumers who keep a balance on credit cards. Why? Because the banks have to find a way to make up for all the hundreds of billions they lost […]

Order in the Classroom!

August 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Bad Sex, Blowjobs, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Education, Good Idea of the Day, Personal Relationships

Seems that some students just can’t “behave themselves” in class these days. If they’re not texting friends, seek they’re harassing the girl in the seat in front. Here’s one way to deal with that. EMBED-Professor Nails Class Clown – Watch more free videos Other instructors have to deal with somewhat more “distracting” problems in class. […]

Nailing Broads in Cars: Protection In Federal Hate Legislation Edition

May 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Barney Frank, Blowjobs, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, debauchery, Doggy-Style, Dummercrats, Enlightenment, Fat Toad Frank, Fetishes, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Inter-species Sex, Kinky Sex, Language, Loony Left, mental disabilities, Multiculturalism, Nomenclature, Oops, Patriotism, PC Bullshit, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sodomy, The Law is A Idiot, Ugly Idea of the Day

Here’s a video of esteemed member of the US House of Representatives Alcee Hastings (D-Fl) speaking from the House floor yesterday about a proposed amendment to a bill imposing penalties on “hate crimes.” Oddly enough, diagnosis he’s not outraged about an attempt to protect the thieving jackals on Wall Street against mobs (as one might […]

Ah, the Sweet, Peaceful Sound of Gun Fire…

September 15, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Congo, Crowd Control, Witchcraft

“Accusations that a soccer player was using witchcraft during a match in eastern Congo sparked a riot that killed 13 people, health a U.N.-funded radio station reported Monday… the regional governor, Julien Mpaluku,… made no mention of witchcraft, but confirmed that soldiers had fired into the air to calm angry crowds. The shooting prompted panic […]

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