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Legite Directorium, Stultissimi!

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Bad Taste, Catholic Church, Corporal Punishment, Crime and Punishment, Do It Yourself, Don't Look Down, Finding God, Health Matters, Holidays, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Religion, Some People Never Learn, Torture

That’s Latin for “read the instructions, treatment you idiots!” Because, ed you know, the Romans bought their crucifixes from IKEA: Went okay the first time. But then when they had to do a repeat performance for The Rock: The guy on the right had to utter the words quoted above. Oh, and Happy Easter, esteemed […]

Horace, Odes 1.1 (after a fashion)

October 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, breasts, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Death, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Places to Avoid, Poetry, Theology

Maecenas, nurse born of ancestor kings, both my protection and sweet adornment, there are those that are pleased on the course to have gathered Olympic dust and by the turning point narrowly missed with blazing wheels and by the noble palm that raises them as lord of the earth to the gods; this one’s pleased […]

“Okay, Adam, How ‘Bout We Start With a Pear?”

May 26, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Crime and Punishment, Photography, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes

Heart of Darkness: God Help Him

January 31, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Crime and Punishment, Horrible, Justice, Keyser

As long-time readers may recall, check in fall 2010 your old friend Keyser was horrified to discover that a high-school acquaintance was first accused and then convicted of charges of child pornography. The sentencing was supposed to have taken place within sixty days of the conviction, shop which was January of last year at the […]

PSA of the Day: A Roll in the Hay May Cause More Problems Than One Might Imagine

November 7, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Bad Taste, Crime and Punishment, Death to Heretics, debauchery, Doggy-Style, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Fun and Games, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Penises, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Pinching Pennies

Seems a bunch of doctors in Brazil have a lot of spare time on their hands. And so do a lot of their patients: The study of 492 men from rural Brazil found that 35 percent of study participants, try who ranged from 18 to 80 years old and included both penile cancer patients and […]

The Death of Surrey

August 28, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Courage under Fire, Crime and Punishment, Music criticism, YouTube

I was watching a rerun of the last two episodes of The Tudors on the television last night, viagra and found this scene very affecting. The guy in question, the Earl of Surrey, was instrumental in introducing the sonnet style of poetry into the English language. At the end, he quotes a bit from a […]

Heart of Darkness: Too Close for Comfort Edition

October 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Crime and Punishment, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Horrible, Justice, Keyser

Readers may recall that Keyser animadverted back in August to his horror at having learned that someone he was familiar with back in high school had been accused of pedophilia of the worst kind. Keyser felt sullied at having been friendly with such a person, cialis even thirty years ago. But he held out the […]

Heart of Darkness: UK Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Horrible, The Horror, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?

You know, viagra sometimes you read things and you think, sick No, pilule that can’t be true. But unless the (Daily) MailOnline has been bought by The Onion (and developed a very ugly sense of humor), something’s seriously wrong in the modern UK. A gang of sadists who tortured a ‘naive and vulnerable’ man for […]

Saudi Arabia Color Blind: St. Valentine’s Day Edition

February 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Crime and Punishment, debauchery, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Fetishes, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Lingerie, Saudi Arabia

We’re back to the old theme that the Islamo-twits in Saudi Arabia loathe that traditional form of Christian worship known as St. Valentine’s Day, healing which is apparently a big hit with the natives: The Saudi religious police launched Thursday a nationwide crackdown on stores selling items that are red or in any other way […]

Can You Recite the Alphabet Backwards?

February 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Cars, Crime and Punishment, Justice, Video

EMBED-The Best DUI Arrest In History – Watch more free videos And he comes so close to getting away with it! But don’t drive drunk. Bad idea all around.

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