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Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

January 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Doggy-Style, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser's Personal Hell, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies

Okay, look back in the day, troche Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at […]

So Where The Fuck Did All Those Bad Mortgages Go?

July 16, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Banking Crisis, Bernanke, Economic Crisis, Euromadness, European Union, Federal Reserve, Geithner, Goldman Sachs

You may recall that the financial disaster of 2008 was caused by MBO’s, stuff that is, “mortgage backed obligations“. Long story short, the long-term income streams of mortgages were converted into fungible (tradable) financial paper, which meant that those who sold the stuff could make money now on income generated years in the future. Add […]

AIG Soon Image of the Day

April 17, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in AIG, Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot

Last night, there I ordered this book about the downfall of AIG online. Longtime Lair readers may recollect that Keyser has something of personal interest in the matter. I happened to mention this book purchase on Facebook, try and you would not believe the brawl that ensued. Someone had the gall to say that AIG […]

Blast from the Past: Lending to Losers Edition

July 22, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Blast from the Past, Citigroup, Economic Crisis, How Dumb Can You Be?, Investment Advice, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot

You know, viagra Keyser has a strong sense of when the impending financial debacle in the US that was caused (in part at any rate) by giving away mind-boggling sums of money in mortgages to people without sufficient means to repay the money. Keyser and Mrs. S. were going for a walk along a street […]

You Can Say That Again, Brother: Investment Advice (Or Lack Thereof)

June 17, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bernanke, Citigroup, Geithner, Goldman Sachs, Greed is not Good, Investment Advice, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot

Keyser has stopped writing about economics because it’s all too depressing. But here Ben Stein, cialis sale who was one of the rah-rah crowd pre-2008 meltdown but seems to have drawn the right conclusions, ampoule pretty much says it all. There is no science without measurement, viagra sale said Lord Kelvin. Likewise, there is no […]

Ya Think?: “Poisonous” AIG Rescue Edition

June 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in AIG, Bernanke, Citigroup, Do It Yourself, Financial Meltdown, Geithner, Goldman Sachs, Home improvment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor

The genii on the Congressional What the Fuck Went Wrong Commission have had enough of their canoodling and have come to this conclusion: American International Group Inc.’s bailout had a “poisonous” effect on the U.S. financial system because it demonstrated the government would protect Wall Street firms from their own risk-taking, clinic said a Congressional […]

Image of the AIG Day

March 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in AIG, Babes

Keyser’s trying to get his blood pressure down after the latest post about AIG, drugstore and in the effort to find a suitable “image of the day, remedy ” came across this one: That, sovaldi sale it would seem, is a “Manchester United girl” (must be some sort of soccer groupie), and Keyser found out […]

What Did You Say, Asshole?: AIG Edition

March 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in AIG, Financial Meltdown, Fraud, Fuck You, Fury, Geithner, Goldman Sachs, Greed is not Good

Keyser’s been pretty tolerant of the massive payoff going on with the “financial” industry these days. (Though when did “financial” become a synonym for “massively fraudulent”?) But God’s blood, there this takes the cake (as in Marie Antoinette’s), click and is more than a normally restrained Pannonian can endure: During the national furor that erupted […]

Obama’s a Lying Sack of Shit: Wall St. Bailout Edition

December 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in AIG, Citigroup, Economic Crisis, Economics, Filthy Commies, Financial Meltdown, Fraud, Fuck You, Fun and Games, How Dumb Can You Be?, Socialism

Keyser has to hand it to the Equivocator-in-Chief, pilule he sure has balls. Get this: “I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat cat bankers on Wall Street, cialis ” Obama says. Well, cialis okay, let’s indulge in that supreme Democrat virture, fairness. Maybe he didn’t run for office […]

“Come On, Baby, Blow Me One More Time”: Fannie Mae Edition

August 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in AIG, Economic Crisis, Financial Meltdown, Fuck You, Fun and Games, Goldman Sachs

We haven’t heard much from our friends at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, ambulance the ultimate storehouse of a lot of those shitty mortgages that criminal lenders were passing out like candy to obviously lousy credit risks. Well, with the boys in Washington spewing out so much money to keep the jackals at Goldman Sachs […]

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