Archive for the ‘Cats’ Category

The Corruption of Today’s Youth

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Blowjobs, Cats, Education, Enlightenment

Man’s Insatiable Desire to Find Meaning in Life

December 28, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Cats, Meaning of Life, Philosophy

Feline Contentment

December 21, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Cats

Puzzled Pussy

August 29, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Cats, Celebrity Bowling, Photography

The Cycle of Life

May 29, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Cats

Since we just had a post about death, healing let’s have one about life…

Max the Cat, 1992-2012

May 29, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Cats, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Pleasures, Mrs. S

Twenty years ago, seek Keyser was living with the ex-Mrs. Söze in Somerville MA while he was finishing his doctorate in daemonology at Harvard. One morning in late June we woke up to hear some plaintive mewing from the driveway alongside our apartment building. It was raining fairly hard, and there was this little kitten […]

A Life of Quiet Desperation

February 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Cats, Photography

God Almighty, That Tastes Terrible!

November 11, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Cats, Celebrity Bowling, cuisine, Death, Death to Heretics, Despots, Good Taste, Hard Way to Make a Living, Photography

A Fine Line Between Life and Death: Mrs. S. to the Rescue Edition

July 18, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Cats, Fine Dining, Keyser, Life and Death, Miracles, Mrs. S, Rabbits

So, hospital Mrs. S. and I are sitting in the living room, medicine minding our own business and farting around on the interwebz. All of a sudden there’s this weird screech coming in from outside. “What’s that?” quod I. Oliver the cat didn’t like the sound at all, diagnosis as he slunk out of the […]

Image of the Day: Pussy Cat Edition

April 14, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, Cats, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Seasons

Did another three and a half folios of transcribing that manuscript today. It’s sort of interesting work, prescription but mentally debilitating. In other news, nurse it snows something like six inches today. Started early in the morning and it’s still going on. I blew $1000 on a new bike a few weeks ago. Seems I […]

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