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Oh, Maybe That Explains Why Canadians Like That Stupid Game

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Canada, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

True story. Once, cialis sale many years ago, buy viagra Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S had ABC’s Wide World of Sports on the television, and she was out of the room. I wasn’t really paying any attention, so when I look up at it, I’m puzzled to see some weird event where women are shoving […]

Canada: We Are the Beaver

July 1, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Canada, Humor, Music Videos, YouTube

I’ve Heard the Screams of the Vegetables

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Birds, Canada, Life and Death, Multiculturalism, Music Videos, Saving Environment, Uncategorized

Apparently, viagra the tender hearts over at the Nude York Timez have only just clued in to the fact that when fluffy goes out the backyard, murder and mayhem ensue, to the tune of 2.8 billion birds and 14.67 zillion voles per year. Of course, if they read the Lair, they’d already know this, but […]

Happy Dominion Day!

July 1, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in breasts, Canada, Holidays

Happy Dominion Day!

July 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Canada, Holidays

By virtue of the British North America Act, ask the provinces of Canada (i.e., pharm Ontario and Quebec), Nova Scotia and New Brunswick assumed a common federal government known as the Dominion of Canada on July 1, 1867. Happy Dominion Day!

Canadian Election on the Horizon: Citrus Fruit Edition

March 26, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Canada, Election

Canadians have presumably noticed, ask and others not, pilule that the Federal government here has fallen and an election is has been called for May 2. As a bit of background, what seems like centuries ago but probably wasn’t that far back, there was an election in which the “Conservative” Party won a plurality. The […]

Enviro-Unfriendly Joke of the Day

December 2, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Canada, Humor, Mrs. S

Seal walks into a bar. “What’ll it be?” says the bartender. Seal replies, cialis sale “Anything but a Canadian Club.” [Mrs. S. heard this joke years ago on NPR, and it never fails to break her up. But her version doesn’t come with illustrations…]

Keyser’s Been Busy: Ottawa Edition

September 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Canada, Keyser, Keyser's Lazy, Tourism, Travel

Got back at midnight last night from a successful visit to Ottawa. Mrs. S. was on some committee at the National Association of Bullshit, sale so Keyser tagged along. Took 957 photos! Posted a bunch on Facebook today, illness which took forever, troche and the start of term is distressingly close (Wednesday, yikes!) plus we’re […]

Leftards: Making the World a Better Place One Dead Junkie at a Time

April 15, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Canada, Some People Never Learn

This is actually kind of funny: In the same Saskatoon that hands out more needles to drug users than Edmonton and Calgary combined, rx it was a day of leaping logic this week when AIDS activists and public health authorities breathlessly revealed that HIV-AIDS infections had jumped by 22 per cent to 94 new cases. […]

Obama to Harper: Bad Boy!

April 14, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Canada, President Barry

Canada’s the kind of place where most people like to feel smugly superior to Americans for assorted reasons, diagnosis but whenever there’s a joke on Friends about Canada, drugstore they turn to anyone else in the room and say, discount “Hey, did you hear that? They mentioned us!” Well, seems at the recent nuclear disarmament […]

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