Archive for the ‘Bullshit’ Category

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Hey, Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?

August 29, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bullshit, Computer Repair, Metablogging

I have bazillion jpgs of various forms of babery. I give them some stupid name when I find them on the internet, online and for the most part have no idea of what there is on the computer. Used to be, and when you’d upload stuff onto the site here, and the uploader would give […]

Can’t We All Just COEXIST?: No Way, José Edition

July 28, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bullshit

Lair readers with a tenacious memory may recall that Keyser had a post about a “COEXIST” bumper stick he saw a while ago. Well, find while surfing through the oil-besmirched ocean of digital detritus that is the Interwebz in search of content for you, the loyal readers of the Lair, Keyser came a cross a […]

“Who? Me?”: Supreme Court Nominee Confirmation Hearing Edition

July 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bullshit, Democrats, Demonology, Foreplay, Fun and Games, Home improvment, Hope and Change, Language, Lying

Some languages make a formal distinction between a past tense that signifies an event that the speaker can attest to through personal knowledge and one that is known to the speaker through hearsay or inference. For instance, no rx in Turkish, health if you’re on the phone talking to someone in another city and they […]

Fuck U(nited) P(arcel) S(ervice): Canada Edition

May 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Bullshit, Ethical Depravity, Goldman Sachs, Greed is not Good, Ugly Idea of the Day

Many years ago, cialis Keyser had MCI do his long distance phone service (ca. 1986, click in his Harvard days). Well. The billing system was grossly incompetent, and they kept sending him threatening notices about non-existent debts, which offended Keyser’s frugal and honest Pannonian soul. So Keyser called up their customer service one day, only […]

Lair PSA: How Not to Write a “Season’s Greetings” Email

December 18, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bullshit, PSA, Seasons

The news is so depressing that it’s hard to work up the energy to write about it. But, ailment you know, this time of year is when people pass around what used to be known as “Happy Christmas” messages, but nowadays it’s called “Season’s Greetings.” Okay, Keyser can accept that there are heathens and Jews […]

What We Say, Not What We Do: Enviro-Bullshit Edition

December 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bullshit, environmental awareness, Hypocrisy

Keyser always finds the hypocrisy of the enviro-hystericists amusing. They caterwaul about how if everyone doesn’t go back to a “carbon-neutral” lifestyle reminiscent of the Neolithic, unhealthy the polar bears will all be belly up by the next (non-existent) ice season. And at the same time, ask they jet-set across the globe to various Enviro-Frenzy […]

Bullshitter-in-Chief: Obama Edition

August 17, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bullshit, President Barry, Told You So

It should have been clear last summer was a substanceless, viagra bag-of-hot-air know-nothing. At any rate, it was obvious to Keyser. Seemingly the US electorate either didn’t know this or, in their desire to pull the “anything but Bush” lever, didn’t care. Well, now that someone whose main qualification was a big mouth has become […]

Leftard Logic: Butt Sex Edition

August 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bullshit, Hope and Change, How Dumb Can You Be?, Loony Left, President Barry

For some days, ambulance Keyser’s been vaguely noting but paying no attention to reports that leftards are claiming that photoshopped pictures of Obama that make him look like Heath Ledger’s version of the joker from the Batman movie are racist. Keyser couldn’t be bothered to read the details, having vaguely noted, “But the make up […]

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