Archive for the ‘Britain’s Decline’ Category

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

This Is What Comes of Putting a Guy Named Sir Jim In Charge of Education Policy

March 25, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Britain's Decline, Demise of Western Civ., Education

Just yesterday we had a post indicating some people at least still get a decent education in the UK. Seems that should have been “used to get, capsule ” to judge by the new curriculum being proposed in Britain. Primary schools will be told to tear up traditional lessons in favour of teaching about social […]

Diversity Demands That We Stamp Out All Deviation!

February 1, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Britain's Decline, Death of God, Demise of Western Civ., Loony Left, UK madness

Now, ambulance Lair readers are probably aware that Keyser is not much a fan of religion, buy viagra but Keyser never fails to be amused by the intolerance towards Christianity that is the mark of the promoters of “diversity” (which seems to be code for “suppression of traditional expressions of Christian belief”). Here’s the latest […]

Note to Horse Rapers: Don’t Leave Your Drawers Behind!

December 3, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Britain's Decline, Inter-species Sex

Loyal (if perhaps disconcerted) Keyser readers may recall his posting of a solicitation by sexually troubled Kerser commenter Big Daddy requesting songs about sodomizing goats. Well, thumb it turns out that Keyser’s doubts about this notwithstanding, sovaldi Big Daddy may in fact be following a trend in pop culture: Leeroy Le Gallais, treat 46, broke […]

Worthy Scheme of Rehabilitation Attacked by Neanderthals

September 10, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Britain's Decline, Rehabilitation

“Fury erupted last night over plans to send convicted paedophiles and rapists on trips to the cinema and art galleries. “The scheme will cost taxpayers £12, sovaldi 000 for every pervert signed up for the ‘ridiculous jolly outings’. “They will be assigned ‘friends’ and can look forward to meals out and afternoons at the pictures. […]

Angelina Jolie: Threat to Britain’s Well-Being

September 4, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Britain's Decline, Nanny State

“Britain’s media watchdog, the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), has banned two posters of Jolie promoting the film “Wanted” after upholding complaints that the images of the gun-toting actress glamorized the use of guns and violence.” Do these people really have nothing to do with themselves? Anyway, it seems that not only are they old nellies, […]

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