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The Latest from the IKEA “Smegma” Collection

March 29, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Babes

Truth In Advertising

March 11, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, PSA, Sad Story

One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

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A Fast Car With Curves

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Babes, Cars

The Grass is Always Greener…

November 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Feminism, Fine Dining, Foreplay, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Girlz' Korner, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Neat Stuff, Performance Art, Sight Seeing, You Have a Dirty Mind

Keyser Gets a Late X-Mas Present

December 28, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery

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Sad Realization of the Day

October 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement

Protection Against Ramming Into Someone From Behind: Russian Edition

June 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, breasts, Video, YouTube

This is apparently from a Russian car insurance ad. Kinda NSFW, online if you care about that sort of thing (and let’s be frank: if you do, prescription you’re in the wrong location).

Fuck U(nited) P(arcel) S(ervice): Canada Edition

May 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Bullshit, Ethical Depravity, Goldman Sachs, Greed is not Good, Ugly Idea of the Day

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Movie Studios Should Bezahlen im Eigenen Blut

April 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Bad Idea of the Day, YouTube

Keyser has complained in the past about asshole movie studies insisting that stupid little clips of their movies be taken down from YouTube. First, buy cialis Titanic went down, physician along with the “but this ship can’t sink!” clip that used to appear at the end of a number of Lair postings on the economy. […]

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