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Keyser continues to be a naughty boy

February 15, 2016 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, BDSM, Be All You Can Be

At Least There’s Air Conditioning

September 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Pussy Power

“Jesus, Why Couldn’t I Have Had a Normal Husband?”

May 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Habits, Bad Sex, BDSM, Kinky Sex, Sexy Lingerie

Step This Way, If You Dare

May 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, BDSM, Pussy Power

“Justify Yourself”

May 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, BDSM, Pussy Power

You’ve Been a Naughty Boy

March 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, BDSM, Personal Relationships, Pussy Power

Happy Shades of Grey Day to You!

February 14, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, BDSM, Feminism, Sex

As you may know, ed this is not only Valentine’s Day, but also the day the movie Shades of Grey, the cinematic testament to women’s bad taste in pornography, opens on the silver screen. The girl here seems not to have gotten as much of a bang, as it were, out of it as she […]

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Yes, Ma’am!

January 24, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, BDSM, Personal Relationships, Pussy Power

Keyser’s Personal Affliction

December 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in BDSM, Enlightenment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Sad Realizations

After too many decades of life on this earth, cialis and your old friend Keyser finally has figured out what he wants. It’s not exactly too late, remedy but it would have been a lot more useful to have known this years ago. Why don’t people come with owner’s manuals? And even once you’ve figured […]

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