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When Life Gives You Lemons…

November 15, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Boredom, breasts, Dream the Impossible Dream

…squeze ’em for all they’re worth!

Want a Nibble?

March 29, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Dream the Impossible Dream

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

One Time, the Buddha Made a Mistake…

January 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Dream the Impossible Dream, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Quote of the Day, Religion, Rugged Individualism

…and was reincarnated as tortoise.

Tiny Grass Is Dreaming

December 21, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Dream the Impossible Dream, Places to Avoid, Tourism

Homework

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Doggy-Style, Dream the Impossible Dream

The Look of Desperation

November 25, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Cats, Dream the Impossible Dream

Progressive Warfare: With Hybrid Prius Tanks!

September 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dream the Impossible Dream, Dummercrats, Fun and Games, Humor, Obama, Obamamania, Performance Art, President Barry, Pull the Other One, Putin

You know, viagra Keyser came to the conclusion that Baracks Obama’s administration was actually some sort of Banksy-esque performance art. You know those YouTube videos where some rightist smart ass gets Obama supporters to sign a petition for something idiotic like banning “enviro-harmful” H20 or or whatever? Well, search I think the whole presidency is […]

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Gilbert Thought He Heard a Sound in the Distance But Desperately Hoped He Was Wrong

November 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dream the Impossible Dream, Photography
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