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Move Along, Nothing to See Here

August 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Pull the Other One, Pussy Power

Accept No Imitations!

February 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Sex

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

The Formula for Success

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Depression, Desperation, Do It Yourself, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Rage

All you need to do is finely calibrate the right mixture of ingredients to suit your particular personality. Stay thirsty, decease mis amigos!

Heading for the Holy Land

December 2, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Death to Heretics, Feminism, Life and Death, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power

Progressive Warfare: With Hybrid Prius Tanks!

September 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dream the Impossible Dream, Dummercrats, Fun and Games, Humor, Obama, Obamamania, Performance Art, President Barry, Pull the Other One, Putin

You know, viagra Keyser came to the conclusion that Baracks Obama’s administration was actually some sort of Banksy-esque performance art. You know those YouTube videos where some rightist smart ass gets Obama supporters to sign a petition for something idiotic like banning “enviro-harmful” H20 or or whatever? Well, search I think the whole presidency is […]

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Mugging His Way to the Bank: Jeff Koons Edition

July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Asshole of the Day, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Fraud, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Modern Art, Money, Pull the Other One, Rich People, Some People Are Nuts

So, sildenafil on Twitter I see an article from that leftist rag The Economist and click on the link. It begins with the words “America’s most famous living artist, Jeff Koons, is an ambitious perfectionist.” At this, I first think, “Who the fuck is that?” And then, “Oh, my God, when did Augustus Saint-Gaudens die?” […]

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