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Merry X-Mas!

December 25, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Blowjobs, Christmas, Holidays

Bukkake for Art

November 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Babes, Blowjobs

Pas de Deux

September 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blowjobs, Body Art

Ever Wonder Why Massachusetts Rhymes with Sodomy?

November 27, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Blast from the Past, Blowjobs, Gay Culture, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Music Videos, Video

Keyser always has. Long ago, troche in a galaxy far away, viagra Keyser lived in the Back Back (in an apartment of about 3.6 sq. ft. that cost $400 a month), diagnosis while studying daemonology at Harvard. In the summer, I’d stay up all night working (the demons are quietest at that time of day, […]

Blow Me!

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Blowjobs

Cherries

February 2, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blowjobs, Photography

The Corruption of Today’s Youth

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Blowjobs, Cats, Education, Enlightenment

Gay Gibson Starts a Slow Week

July 26, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blowjobs, Personal Relationships, YouTube

Keyser’s a bit dozy after the big race biking event yesterday, cialis so here’s something keep you kids occupied. Who knew Mel was gay?

The Star-Spangled Cat Skinning: Hillary Edition

July 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Blame Game, Blast from the Past, Blowjobs, Fat Toad Frank, Hillary, Hope and Change, Obama

Seems US Secretary of State and long-time denier of oral to ex-President William Jefferson Clinton Hillary Rat-ham Clinton still owes a bunch on her credit card for her erstwhile attempt to become the Democrat nominee for the historic honor of not being America’s first half-Kenyan president. (That’s her up there dunning her last known supporter: […]

Katy Perry Must Be A Fun Date

March 31, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Blowjobs, Penises

She deep-throated an elephant and she liked it! (Be sure to click to see the full glory of this image.) [Pretend there’s a YouTube video here of her crappy song, no rx as it’s “disabled by request.” Bitch.]

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