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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Up, Up and Away!

December 31, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Air Travel, Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Some People Are Nuts, Talking to God

The future is so close, nurse you can reach out and grope. Almost…

The Future in the Clouds

May 24, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Miracles of Modern Technology, Scientific Experiementation, Show Off, Sight Seeing, Size Matters, Some People Are Nuts, Triumph of the Human Spirit, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

You can be blasé about some things, unhealthy Rose, drugstore but not about Titanic. Er, click not about that huge new building in China. Quite an apartment building. As the old joke goes, if you’re a one-in-a-million kind of guy in China, there are 1344 of you. Anyway, Keyser will stick with his backyard.

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Mugging His Way to the Bank: Jeff Koons Edition

July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Asshole of the Day, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Fraud, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Modern Art, Money, Pull the Other One, Rich People, Some People Are Nuts

So, sildenafil on Twitter I see an article from that leftist rag The Economist and click on the link. It begins with the words “America’s most famous living artist, Jeff Koons, is an ambitious perfectionist.” At this, I first think, “Who the fuck is that?” And then, “Oh, my God, when did Augustus Saint-Gaudens die?” […]

Physics Break Through of the Day: Pull the Other Boson Edition

July 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Some People Are Nuts, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Torture, What'll They Think of Next?

Apparently, sildenafil they conducted some sort of experiment that made the reality of bosons and quarks and other such stuff I’ve never indisputable. As long-time readers of this blog may recall, unhealthy Keyser is rather dubious of these Higgs bosons dancing on the heads of unseen pins. Maybe they exist, purchase maybe they don’t, but […]

Fun Idea for the Next Time You’re In Moscow

April 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Air Travel, Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Courage under Fire, Don't Look Down, PSA, Some People Are Nuts, Tourism, Travel, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, USSR, YouTube

Russians are at times wacky people. This guy got it into his head to climb up to the top of the Bolshevik sculpture on the roof of this building: I’m sure the regular breed of Lair reader would never be stupid enough to do such a thing, see but for the stray reader who winds […]

What a Minute, You Did What?…: Demise of Man Edition

March 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Love, Lovecraft, Lunacy, Manliness, Nostalgia, Personal Relationships, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sign of the Times, Sodomy, Some People Are Nuts, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd

You ever follow a link on the interwebz and start idly reading something without exactly knowing what it is, malady and then at some point in the midst of it, clinic you realize that it’s not at all what you’d been thinking it was about? Well, this happened to Keyser today. We’re talking a heavy […]

Hoffnung am Ende der Welt

January 26, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Germany, Hillary, Hitler, Keyser, Keyser's Pleasures, Movies, Mrs. S, Music criticism, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Some People Are Nuts

Everybody’s seen the stupid parodies based on the scene from the movie Untergang where Hitler loses it upon learning that the attack he’s ordered Gen. Steiner in order to lift the siege of Berlin has failed, thumb and some funny subtitles are stuck at the bottom, right? Some are better than others as examples of […]

Gaia Lovers Reveal Their True Colo(u)rs: Blood Red Edition

October 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Eco-freakshows, Modern Art, Modern Britain, Saving Environment, Some People Are Nuts, UK, UK madness, Video, YouTube

Apparently, drugstore some eco-lunatics in the 10:10 campaign in the UK thought this ad would be a good way to appeal to people to reduce their carbon emissions voluntarily by 10%. Hilarity ensues when some people don’t want to join the “voluntary” campaign. (Content warning to the tender sensibilities of Keyser’s readers. This shit is […]

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