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Keyser continues to be a naughty boy

February 15, 2016 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, BDSM, Be All You Can Be

“What do you think?”

November 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest

Grammar Maveness

August 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Be All You Can Be

First-World Problems

July 30, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Lying

Prior Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance

March 11, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Be All You Can Be, Don't Look Down, Pussy Power

One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell. On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!

White

March 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

In Other Words: Fuck ‘Em

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Philosophy, PSA

One Time, the Buddha Made a Mistake…

January 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Dream the Impossible Dream, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Quote of the Day, Religion, Rugged Individualism

…and was reincarnated as tortoise.

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    As Keyser's father used to say, "If you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."

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