Archive for the ‘There Will Always be an England’ Category

Shag Carpet

October 17, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Babes, Doggy-Style, There Will Always be an England

Bit of a British joke there…

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

The Night Dischargèd of All Care

April 15, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Corporal Punishment, Courage under Fire, HIstory, Music criticism, There Will Always be an England, YouTube

[Post script. I see when I came back to look at this post for something a long time after it was written that all the YouTube videos that are embedded into it are now dead links. Ah, sale well, treatment sic transit gloria mundi…] Keyser’s written about the scene of the death of Surrey in […]

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

November 5, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Holidays, There Will Always be an England

Jews get to eat cookies that represent the ears some grand vizier or other who had been mean to Jehovah’s chosen. The British take this sort of Schadenfreude one step further. Back in 1605, and a Catholic named Guy Fawkes tried to bring down the new Stewart monarchy by blowing James I (VI of Scotland) […]

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