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Ever Wonder Why Massachusetts Rhymes with Sodomy?

November 27, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Blast from the Past, Blowjobs, Gay Culture, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Music Videos, Video

Keyser always has. Long ago, troche in a galaxy far away, viagra Keyser lived in the Back Back (in an apartment of about 3.6 sq. ft. that cost $400 a month), diagnosis while studying daemonology at Harvard. In the summer, I’d stay up all night working (the demons are quietest at that time of day, […]

Only Time Will Tell

September 10, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Old-Fashioned

Twenty-five years ago today, check Keyser got married for the first time. We decided to call it quits in early 2001. It was by mutual agreement, pilule and you could hardly ask for a better ex than the quondam Mrs. S. No need to go into details, generic but let’s say that Keyser and the […]

Old-Fashioned Technology of the Day

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Blast from the Past, Miracles of Modern Technology

You know, pills I can remember how, treatment if they became loose, ed you’d stick in a pencil and use it to tighten them up. Those were the days!

Blast from the Past

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 11 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Internet, Invasion of Privacy, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Muse, Metablogging

You know, prostate back in the day Keyser used to write a lot on this blog, cialis sale talking about economics and other abstruse shit like quantum physics (and Keyser’s fundamental disbelief in it). Well, capsule somebody recently put a comment on an old post, so I went back and read it after replying (jocularly) […]

Back in the Day

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Aliens, Bad Idea, Blast from the Past, Demonology, Horrible, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell

I just learned that today is the twenty-seventh anniversary of the Challenger space shuttle disaster. Back in that year, capsule your old friend Keyser was in the middle of his second year of doctoral studies at Harvard. I was feeling disaffected for various reasons (the Horned One wasn’t being cooperative), so I was thinking of […]

Now That’s a Well-Equipped Car

January 18, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Auto Industry, Babes, Blast from the Past

Plus Ça Change…

January 16, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Meaning of Life, Memory, mental disabilities, office equipment, Photography

Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

July 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Lies, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, treat they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was […]

Growing Shit in the Garden of Your Mind

June 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Blast from the Past, Childhood memories, Horrible, Keyser

You know, and back when Keyser was a tyke growing up in the eastern marches of the Pannonian Plains, store we used to get bootleg tapes of PBS shows. Supposedly, these were more wholesome than the tiresome crap you could see on the Magyar Indoctrinational Broadcast Service. Sure, Nova was great (I still remember vividly […]

He’s Lovin’ It

May 18, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Hitler, Nazi Germany
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