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The Future in the Clouds

May 24, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Miracles of Modern Technology, Scientific Experiementation, Show Off, Sight Seeing, Size Matters, Some People Are Nuts, Triumph of the Human Spirit, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

You can be blasé about some things, unhealthy Rose, drugstore but not about Titanic. Er, click not about that huge new building in China. Quite an apartment building. As the old joke goes, if you’re a one-in-a-million kind of guy in China, there are 1344 of you. Anyway, Keyser will stick with his backyard.

Technology

February 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Technology, What'll They Think of Next?

Physics Break Through of the Day: Pull the Other Boson Edition

July 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Some People Are Nuts, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Torture, What'll They Think of Next?

Apparently, sildenafil they conducted some sort of experiment that made the reality of bosons and quarks and other such stuff I’ve never indisputable. As long-time readers of this blog may recall, unhealthy Keyser is rather dubious of these Higgs bosons dancing on the heads of unseen pins. Maybe they exist, purchase maybe they don’t, but […]

At Least the OED is Down Low

June 23, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Books, What'll They Think of Next?

Say, How Much Does it Cost to Say, “Raise Every Tax You Can Find!”?

June 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Acrobatics, Extravagance, Nice Thought of the Day, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

Remember how Prez. Barry set up some high-profile commission on coming up with suggestions for dealing with the $1 trillion + deficit they’re running in DC? The cynical harbored the suspicion that they were just cover for a proposal to jack of taxes big time (“Hey, prostate the poor and disadvantaged depend on the Federal […]

Cool Video of the Day: Heads Up Edition

June 5, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Miracles of Modern Technology, Video, What'll They Think of Next?

The things they think of! First, click you let the video download, cialis then when you hit play, you can drag the cursor to move the view in all directions (not just around by also up and down) as you watch the detonations go off to knock this old stadium down. What’ll they think of […]

Having a Bad Day?: Vaggazling Edition

February 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Journalism, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

No, healing really. (Stick with it. It starts with vapid – this guy must be the worst interviewer – but degenerates horribly towards the end.) “It looks like a little disco ball down there.” Good to know, Jen. Good to know.

What’ll They Think of Next?: Japan Edition

December 14, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Japan, Miracles of Modern Technology, Sex, What'll They Think of Next?, Whores

The Unsettling Sound of “Settled” Science

December 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in environmental awareness, Fraud, What'll They Think of Next?

As Prez. Barry is set to head off to Copenhagen to strongarm world leaders into signing some sort of agreement to reduce “greenhouse gases” on the assumption that “anthropogenic global warming” is accepted as “settled science, buy cialis ” it’s obvious to anyone with an open mind that the whole thing is, store as Keyser […]

New Saying of the Day

November 29, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Nice Thought of the Day, What'll They Think of Next?

Be sure to add this to your daily conversation. Soon it’ll be on the tip of everyone’s tongue (so to speak). So, discount the next time someone says to you, say, “I was totally making out with that guy with the cast in the parking lot,” you reply, “Don’t look a gimp horse in the […]

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