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Christmas Season Advice

December 22, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Cats, Christmas, Holidays, PSA

Don’t jump.

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi che entrate

May 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, PSA, Pussy Power, Sexy Lingerie, Show Off

You Mean the Medium Isn’t the Message?

April 19, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Meaning of Life, PSA

The Wit and Wisdom of John Wayne Gacy

March 31, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Bad Thought For the Day, PSA

Truth In Advertising

March 11, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, PSA, Sad Story

One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell. On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!

Words to Live By

February 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Life and Death, PSA

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Don’t Fuck It Up

January 24, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Philosophy, PSA

The Formula for Success

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Depression, Desperation, Do It Yourself, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Rage

All you need to do is finely calibrate the right mixture of ingredients to suit your particular personality. Stay thirsty, decease mis amigos!

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    As Keyser's father used to say, "If you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."

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