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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

The Future in the Clouds

May 24, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Miracles of Modern Technology, Scientific Experiementation, Show Off, Sight Seeing, Size Matters, Some People Are Nuts, Triumph of the Human Spirit, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

You can be blasé about some things, unhealthy Rose, drugstore but not about Titanic. Er, click not about that huge new building in China. Quite an apartment building. As the old joke goes, if you’re a one-in-a-million kind of guy in China, there are 1344 of you. Anyway, Keyser will stick with his backyard.

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Not for the Vertiginously Challenged!

June 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Don't Look Down, How Dumb Can You Be?, Hungarian ants, Hungary, PSA, Russia, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

You know, see back in the day, unhealthy when Keyser was majoring in daemonology with a minor in scholasticism at Eastern Central Hungary State U. (Debrecen), everybody was obliged to take Russian. Nobody much liked it, and we tended to waste time in class by getting the instructor to reminisce about his days in a […]

What the Fuck is the Matter with People, Anyway?

August 20, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Horrible, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?

For years now, prescription the local paper is bought only on Friday in order to get the TV guide, look and the rest of it is just s really big and unnecessary wrapper, which can also be used to light the barbecue. This afternoon, Keyser and Mrs. S. were in the supermarket, when Mrs. S. […]

Heart of Darkness: High School Chums Edition

August 9, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Horrible, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Personal Relationships, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?

So last year, store Keyser found on Facebook somebody that he he’d been friendly with back in high school. (It seems that one of FB’s main purposes is to find people from grade school and high school and see if you look better at this age than they do.) This friend was on vacation at […]

Say, How Much Does it Cost to Say, “Raise Every Tax You Can Find!”?

June 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Acrobatics, Extravagance, Nice Thought of the Day, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

Remember how Prez. Barry set up some high-profile commission on coming up with suggestions for dealing with the $1 trillion + deficit they’re running in DC? The cynical harbored the suspicion that they were just cover for a proposal to jack of taxes big time (“Hey, prostate the poor and disadvantaged depend on the Federal […]

Heart of Darkness: UK Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Horrible, The Horror, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?

You know, viagra sometimes you read things and you think, sick No, pilule that can’t be true. But unless the (Daily) MailOnline has been bought by The Onion (and developed a very ugly sense of humor), something’s seriously wrong in the modern UK. A gang of sadists who tortured a ‘naive and vulnerable’ man for […]

Having a Bad Day?: Vaggazling Edition

February 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Journalism, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

No, healing really. (Stick with it. It starts with vapid – this guy must be the worst interviewer – but degenerates horribly towards the end.) “It looks like a little disco ball down there.” Good to know, Jen. Good to know.

The Dangers of Being Overweight: Peru Edition

November 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Fatties, Ugly Idea of the Day, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

Loyal readers of the Lair are no doubt aware that Keyser has been on a major weight-loss kick since the end of July, sales having lost well over 30 lbs. since then. Now, sick some people (both commenters here and some associated with Keyser’s “real” life) are of the opinion that he has taken this […]

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