Archive for the ‘Despots’ Category

“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Democrats, Despots, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dummercrats, Joke of the Day, Personal Relationships, Politics, Pop Culture

God Almighty, That Tastes Terrible!

November 11, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Cats, Celebrity Bowling, cuisine, Death, Death to Heretics, Despots, Good Taste, Hard Way to Make a Living, Photography

Decisions, Decisions…

July 2, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Babes, Desperation, Despots, Do It Yourself

Nunc est bibendum, healing nunc pede libero pulsanda tellus, seek nunc Saliaribus      ornare puluinar deorum      tempus erat dapibus, sodales. Antehac nefas depromere Caecubum               5 cellis auitis, dum Capitolio      regina dementis ruinas      funus et imperio parabat contaminato cum grege turpium morbo uirorum, quidlibet impotens               10      sperare fortunaque dulci      ebria. Sed minuit furorem uix una sospes nauis ab ignibus, […]

Anyone Know the Arabic for “You’re Heading for Gulag, Mr. Language Pants”?

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Corporal Punishment, Desperation, Despots, Do It Yourself, Language, Theater of the Absurd

As a Pannonian living abroad, unhealthy Keyser can entirely sympathize with the travails atendant upon turning the words of a madman (himself) into another language (English): After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation. “I just can’t take it […]

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