Archive for the ‘Lying’ Category

First-World Problems

July 30, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Lying

“Who? Me?”: Supreme Court Nominee Confirmation Hearing Edition

July 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bullshit, Democrats, Demonology, Foreplay, Fun and Games, Home improvment, Hope and Change, Language, Lying

Some languages make a formal distinction between a past tense that signifies an event that the speaker can attest to through personal knowledge and one that is known to the speaker through hearsay or inference. For instance, no rx in Turkish, health if you’re on the phone talking to someone in another city and they […]

Sometimes Being A Judge Must Just Be Fun: Appeal Denied Edition

October 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Credulity, Crime and Punishment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Lunacy, Lying, Self-Improvement, The Law is A Idiot

For reasons too absurd to go into, drugstore it has recently come to Keyser’s attention that some lunatic whose real name is Sean Wesley Henry but who goes by the name Nanya Shaabu El got himself into trouble. He appealed his conviction to the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit. The appellate […]

It’s a “Spiritual” Kind of Truth

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Catholic Church, Lying, Religion, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Theology

Here’s Fake Steve Jobs on the quasi-truths of “holy men”: Remember when Pilate is like, buy cialis So is it true you’re going around saying you’re God, and Jesus is like, I dunno, dude, if you say so, right? I mean you’re the one who said it. And then Pilate is like, So are you […]

Green Shoots Looking Kinda Brown: Unemployment Statistics Edition

September 5, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Economic Crisis, Lying

Here’s a bit of analysis of the unemployment figures, view which are even worse than they seem. Not that you’d gather that from the idiotic rah-rah brigade trying to convince everyone that the worst is over, and oh, by the way, this would be a great time to pick up some stock with PE’s well […]

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