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And Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Books, Bring Out Your Dead, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Philosophy, Regrets, Self-Improvement, Sex

You know, troche in his decrepit dotage, recipe Keyser has come to realize the many mistakes he made with various instantiations of the putatively fairer sex. Bad the sad truth is that even if it were possible to get a hold of one of those Hermione Granger “do over” buttons, it would do no good. […]

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Search and Destroy

November 15, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bring Out Your Dead, Corporal Punishment, Courage under Fire

Ted Kennedy: The Other Side

August 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bring Out Your Dead, Humor

Since Keyser recently gave a dyslogy of the late and unlamented Edward M. Kennedy, medical he feels it’s only fair in the interest of nil nisi bonum to present the many readers of the Lair with the opposite view. One of those Point/Counterpoint things from Dateline: ABC. So, with no further to-do, here you have, […]

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