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Highway to Heaven

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Lies, Theology


October 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Desperation, Keyser is an Idiot, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies, Life and Death

Maybe tonight WordPress will let Keyser back into the site. One can only hope…

Non Cogito, Ergo…

October 4, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Lies, Philosophy

Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

January 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Doggy-Style, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser's Personal Hell, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies

Okay, look back in the day, troche Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at […]

Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

July 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Lies, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, treat they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was […]

Ending Illegal Immigration: It’s Not Like It’s Rocket Science Edition

October 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Air Travel, Amazing, Good Idea of the Day, Home improvment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Lies, Tourism, Travel

You know, sale when I was a graduate student at Harvard, ask there was some sort of change in employment law, so I had to troop down to Memorial Hall and show somebody some sort of document to prove that I was a legitimate American. This was necessary if I wanted to get paid for […]

“Respect” is Just Another Name for Leftard Foolishness

March 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in God, God is Dead, Lies, Loony Left, Religion

Driving in to the university Friday, here Keyser another silly bumper sticker about religion (and attentive readers can guess how that’s like to turn out ): That’s not entirely true. The image above is big enough to see, and is a variant of the one Keyser saw. He could only find a teeny version of […]

The Spirituality of Being Obama

February 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in God is Dead, God Lives, Hypocrisy, Lies, President Barry

There’s been some doubt about Prez. Barry’s religious beliefs. For a long time, no rx he attended some racist church on the South Side of Chicago, cialis but seemingly that had less to do with God and more to do with convincing the voters that Mr. “My mamma’s a leftist white graduate student who got […]

She Knew Who It Was Without Being Told: Rielle Hunter Edition

October 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Lies, Personal Relationships, Sex

At the time, prostate Keyser paid little attention to the scandal involving ambulance chaser, viagra bon vivant and erstwhile Democrat presidential candidate John “Two Americas” Edwards, click but Keyser just came across something that’s just too funny for words. To fill in the details, Sen. Edwards was banging Ms. Rielle Hunter, who was supposedly filming […]

Enviro-Mendacity: Hockey Stick Edition

October 5, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in environmental awareness, Fraud, Lies

So, sales no doubt we’ve all heard about (or even seen) the stupid hockey stick graph that leftard hystericist Algore hyped in his movie extravaganza A Load of BS A Convenient Untruth. Well, health the inconvenient pig is now out of the fabricated poke: This latest disclosure again concerns what has become the favorite propaganda […]

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