Archive for the ‘Told You So’ Category

Thirteen Years Later

September 10, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Architecture, Bad Habits, Told You So, Up and At 'Em!

Here’s what used to be on Lower Manhattan. Those two white towers are rather stark in their simplicity, sovaldi but appeared all the more powerful for it. They stood far above anything else, ambulance and the repetition of the shape added to their grandeur and their domination of the view. There was nothing like them […]

Devil Worship

October 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Big Dick, Demonology, Evil, How Dumb Can You Be?, Sex, The Horror, Theology, Told You So

As Caesarius of Heisterbach could tell you, malady this sort of thing may seem like a good idea at first blush, no rx but it always ends in tears.

Physics Break Through of the Day: Pull the Other Boson Edition

July 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Some People Are Nuts, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Torture, What'll They Think of Next?

Apparently, sildenafil they conducted some sort of experiment that made the reality of bosons and quarks and other such stuff I’ve never indisputable. As long-time readers of this blog may recall, unhealthy Keyser is rather dubious of these Higgs bosons dancing on the heads of unseen pins. Maybe they exist, purchase maybe they don’t, but […]

Daydreams of a Bored Feminist…

May 21, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Feminism, Told You So, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!

If You Ask Very Politely and You Catch Him in a Good Mood…

December 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Amazing, God, God Lives, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles, Photography, Sight Seeing, Technology, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Wonders of Nature

…God might take you round the back and show you the gadgetry that keeps the world running. Sort of like WIlly Wonka, prescription without all the annoying kids. Only hitch is, you can’t tell anybody. Imagine that. Finally knowing the truth and not being able to tell! Keyser duly gave his word. But he didn’t […]

Think Bernanke’s Got This Seared in His Keynesian Brain?

July 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Economic Crisis, Economics, How Dumb Can You Be?, Told You So, Ugly Thought of the Day

Who knows? The world seems to be full of what they take to be the wisdom of good ole Maynard Keynes, look whose shtick was that the government’s supposed to save money in good times and then binge in times of economic recession to prime the pump (which has always struck Keyser as an image […]

Something’s Not Right Here: Old Photo Edition

April 14, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Sexy Lingerie, Told You So

The picture purports to be: “Girls of the Aeronautics Division; Department of Commerce (9-9-29)” But surely the second one from the left is a man! (Click for the bigger version and determine the horrifying truth for yourself.) And while we’re at it, viagra the one on the far left just stuck her finger in a […]

Bullshitter-in-Chief: Obama Edition

August 17, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bullshit, President Barry, Told You So

It should have been clear last summer was a substanceless, viagra bag-of-hot-air know-nothing. At any rate, it was obvious to Keyser. Seemingly the US electorate either didn’t know this or, in their desire to pull the “anything but Bush” lever, didn’t care. Well, now that someone whose main qualification was a big mouth has become […]

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