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Wait, What?

April 19, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Pussy Power, Scary Idea of the Day, Secrecy, Theology

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Men and Women Seldom Understand Each Other

February 15, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Love, Scary Idea of the Day, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Some People Never Learn

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Meanwhile, Back at Area 51

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Aliens, Scary Idea of the Day, Scientific Experiementation, Secrecy, Star Wars

“Hey, Jerk Off, Look Where You’re Driving”: Inter-State Commerce Edition

September 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-pleasuring

Boy, seek and you thought yammering on a cell phone while driving was a problem? Get a load (as it were) of this: A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. […]

Frightening Idea of the Day: We’re Just a Bunch of Chemicals Edition

July 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Scary Idea of the Day

Over the course of nearly five decades of life, salve Keyser’s been blessed with good health (mashallah!). In fact, patient he’s something of a health snob. In the fall, the department offers flu shots, and Keyser always thinks, “Phooey. Who cares about germs?” But – and keep this to yourself, as it’s something of a […]

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