Archive for the ‘Bad News’ Category

Life is a Winding Road

December 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad News, Meaning of Life


December 12, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad News, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Personal Hell, Travel

Your old friend Keyser is back from his secret journey, ask and not to worry, pharm the world won’t self-destruct after all. Actually, we got back Wednesday night, but a pile of domestic disaster awaited Keyser after sorting out the international chaos. Finally, all is well, and perhaps we can get back to some Lair-erizing.

“Does This Make Me Look Fat?”

September 23, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad News, Beauty Contest, Invasion of Privacy, Self-Improvement, Sexy Lingerie

No, Keyser’s Not Dead

September 4, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Bad News, Bad Sex, Blame Game, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Mrs. S

But he ain’t feeling too great, troche either. As you may know, I had a bad biking accident on August 8. We actually went away to the mountains a few days later. With me in a cast, which somewhat put a damper on the roaming of mountains. The cast was a pleasant bright orange thing, […]

Better Late Than Never: Afghan Edition

June 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Bad Dates, Bad News, Photography, Sight Seeing, Sign of the Times

The “war” in Afghanistan goes on apace, levitra buy to what end God knows. A young woman lays down on the grave of U.S. Marine Corps Lance Corporal Noah Pier on Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery May 31, troche 2010 in Arlington, Virginia. Pier was killed Feburary 12, 2010 in Marja, Afghanistan. Maybe it […]

Black Friday: Worse Than Reported Edition

December 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad News, Economic Crisis

Keyser previously posted on news that this year’s “big” start to the Christmas shopping season was pretty much the same as last year’s dismal start. But no, click here’s news that it’s worse. Gallup’s Thanksgiving week results tend to confirm fears of a weak holiday sales season as consumer spending was unchanged from the prior […]

Well, It’s Better than an Email

November 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad News, Bad Sex, Dogs, Performance Art, Personal Relationships

Where’s the FCC When You Need Them?: Chicken Fucking Edition

October 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Bad News, Video, YouTube

Say, ambulance Keyser thought the FCC hadn’t gotten all pissy about swearing on television. Check out the look on the face of the girl to the left of the idiot in the center. Priceless!

Another Green Shoots Graph Not Looking So Green

October 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad News, Bernanke, Economics, Financial Meltdown, Geithner, Investment Advice

Keyser’s swamped with Super Tuesday shopping, salve headaches and various other blogging-obstructive maladies, view so look at this and consider what future earnings the stock market is “pricing in” to the 50% increase in prices since the lows of last winter (as always, recipe click for a bigger picture): Whoa! That’s something like a 25% […]

The Food Lines are at the Grocery Line

July 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Bad News, Economic Crisis

In response to yesterday’s post on how high unemployment rates really are, treat longtime Lair reader she said commented (on a different post): …after your post about unemployment levels yesterday, viagra sale I thought shaaa it can’t be 20%. There are no food lines. The quotation is misleading taken out of context (SS does not […]

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