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Immortal Celebrity: Papal Edition

July 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Catholic Church, Celebrity Bowling, Humor, Immortality, Insanity, Papal Supremacy, People are Nuts, Regrets, Rehabilitation, Self-Improvement, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes

Used to be, sovaldi back in the day when people actually believed in stuff like Catholicism and it was just a symbol of ethnic identity like shamrocks and lederhosen, that to become a saint you had to do something really cool. Like when St. Lawrence turned back bacon into Canadian bacon or when St. Rocco […]

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever

April 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Immortality

“So, Anyway, Eve, What Was It the Serpent Said to You?”

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Christianity, Immortality, Regrets, Satan, Some People Never Learn, Theological Disputes

The Light Fades on Hadrian

February 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Art Appreciation, Christianity, Immortality, Theological Disputes, YouTube

The worthless ancient collection of Imperial biographies known as the Historia Augusta contains the following poem said to have been composed by the Emperor Hadrian as his last moments approached: Animula, sales vagula, viagra sale blandula Hospes comesque corporis Quae nunc abibis in loca Pallidula, rigida, nudula, Nec, ut soles, dabis iocos. This is generally […]

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Post Equitem Sedet Atra Mors

June 28, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Death, Immortality, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies

For the Latinatively challenged, cure that means “behind the rich guy sits black death.” You know, salve when you’re young, rx you don’t think about death, because for the most part young people don’t die these days unless they do something stupid, and the whole point of being young is doing stupid things without considering […]

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